Isn't this Taiwanese? What language is this for sure?

I know it can't be Chinese, Japanese, or Korean because it sounds nothing like the sort. Glenn Quagmire said it. huy! ja pai nai? ma nee! eee dok! koo jignun pai laew! kee kohng! koo tok lohng gahp paw! tamai mai tum tam. But please translate this Thai into English.